Hello friends, admirers, fleshy humans and non humans

We haven't had fresh roasted coffee in this apartment for what seems like centuries and I feel I am slipping into a pit of sub-par coffee insanity/depression.

Also, I need a cute slave boy or girl to carry home heavy things from the store for me, possibly in a wagon because its just cuter that way, and strong people tend to be unattractive anyway. I love my cat too much not to let her go without a place to empty her kitty tummy or fuel to exist and my poor arms want me to pull them off but alas they do not offer re-generation as promise to me if I fulfill their request.

On to my intended points..

1. I have started a new blog, but it is hidden for now. It is called the Fluke Description Awards.
The idea was hilariously founded by my friend and I when I came up with the very apt description of the exact pale blue I was trying to convey being " a mostly evaporated cloud". If you or your friends come up with something fantastic with an on point analogy pertaining to fluke descriptions, please, let me know! I hope at some point everyone can just post them on the site. If this idea is much more uninteresting than I ever imagined, please, let me know! I am open to ideas being shot down like turkeys this time of year.

2.ATC'S!! Dear world, I love to trade!!I encourage all artists, ever, to make 2.5 X 3.5 inch cards of whatever the fu*k they would like, and trade goddammit trade! Always ask me if I wanna trade! I can be picky but what the hell. Not a big fan of anything that isn't hand made or illustrated or painted or what have you. I am up for custom / postcard trades as well. If this description is not enough for you then should be able answer any questions.

3.I have prints of [link] available of each. Please let me know if you are interested. I am not a fancy internet lady, so you would have to send me cash or something, unless you are in which case I would happily send any free prints or limbs ever for the rest of time because there's some unmatched amount of cool going on with that "ink stud".